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:: Tuesday, 23 August 2005 ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 14 BATH TO PERRANWELL (NEAR LAND'S END)

Out of Bath I needed to get down down South West Engerland, back to where it all began, to the home of the Mog, at Perranwell in Cornwall.

Getting there would end my perfect roundtrip.

I scooted outta Bath round noon, and, after some iPOD hassles quickly sorted in the shade at the back of the Royal Crescent, I got a blast of Rolling Stones 'Exile on mainstreet' to take me on my way. Perfect.

But sad.

No more traditional English traffic holdups.

But I could hardly be sad with the wonders on perfect B roads. Although I was getting a little antsy heading across Dartmoor, which took an age on account

of these.

Actual Dartmoor ponies.

And, plus, Dartmoor sheep abound.

They seemed to like the warmth of the sunkissed blacktop,so the going was mighty slow.

Eventually, I had to hand back the keys and the immobiliser and unpack my gear.

Yip.

I had to relinquish the Morgan 4/4 1.8L FordVtec engine, sweetest roadgoing machine I have enjoyed speeding along in since discovering the delights of the little red 1989 Mazda MX-5 that lives in my garage.

The whole round trip took me 2124 miles.

And what did I learn?

That alls you need for this sort of adventure is a compass, a decent 4 miles:1 inch map, a positive attitude and one heck of a car.

I will follow up with a post explaining the top roads I would recommend for drivey fun across Engerland, SouthEast Wales and Scotterland.

But for this post right now, I gotta confess to feeling a quiet sense of achievement and a goodly deal of delight in discovering the English motoring classic that is the Morgan.

Do I want one?

Ahhhh.

Whadyooreckon?
:: WB 2:26 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 13 LOWER SLAUGHTER TO BATH

The Cotswolds basically looks a lot
like this.

And like this, all stone walls of impressive precision and no mortar.

The preferred fuel for the daytrip down to Bath wasStilton, Double Glouscester and Stinking Bishop
cheese, all English staples and, as a cheese tragic, I can certainly vouch, stinky and delicious.

Very happy with the fuel, I decided on a little roofless action in the Mog.

To whit, unstudding the studs, unsnipping the snappynubs, peeling back the leather roof, letting the threehoopedroofskeleton drop, and awayyyy we go:

It is atchally easy, even if it does make your face go all wincey as the studs stick a little bit, and the stretchyness of the leather makes everything feel precarious, like the windshield is going to crack off from all the tension, and the snappynubs get a super stuck and will not budge....

But see?
Not hard at all.

Now, no pics of beautiful downtown Bath cos I already spent some time there before the whole MOG LE JOG thing, so youse can check back with them pics if youse wish.

Whatever.

But the whole trip to Bath was easy and pretty easy on the eyes too. Top stuff, and once again the Royal Crescent was a perfect setting for afternoon chats with buds.

Top way to end the penultimate day of my trip, even if I was getting a little sad at the prospect of losing my Mog-pal the very next day.
:: WB 2:09 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 12 RUTLAND TO LOWER SLAUGHTER

In which I encounter nothing but pigrelated and Cotswoldian delights.

Rutland's wonders run to

thatched homes

















and the nearby legendary Dickinson bakery, home of the

Melton Pie
a.k.a Dickinson Pie
a.k.a world's best and biggest pork pie.





















Natch, I had to purchase one, but the reckless consumption I have been engaged in throughout my journey has put at risk my ability to shoehorn myself into the narrow Mog seats

so this hefty comestible














was merely tasted before being fed to the ducks on earth.

And where were the ducks?

Why, in Lower Slaughter, natch.


















G'uh.

Not Upper Slaughter.

Zif I would wanna go there.

Puhlease.
:: WB 5:21 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 11 YORK TO RUTLAND

In which I encounter shock, rudeness and terror.

It was on the cruise outta York and down to Rutland that I got something of a shock.

It is not often one encounters any
of these

much less many many of them

and certainly not being sold, with pride even, as if they are actually a real car deserving of roadworthy certificates.

I was frankly appalled.

But my sprits were lifted by what I think was a
nucular power factory
spotted orf in the distance.

Then they were deflated again by being repeatedly given the finger by
these three English schoolboy louts in the back of this bus.

They seemed to be delighted by the Morgan before their disgusting class envy kicked in and the meanness started.

They all ducked from view as I decided to catch 'em on digimotorpicfilm, the little swine, but a couple were just a little too slow.

Ha ha. Who's giving the finger now, eh lads?

Anyhoo, orf to Rutland, to the village of hambleton, atchally, which is on the peninsular that juts out into Rutland water, a dirty big lake type arrangement. I got in to the village late afternoon, beautiful crisp and sunny weather enjoyed all day, bt imbetween listening to the iPOD - a Creedence day I think - I mighta heard something about weather turning a bit nasty overnight.

Hmmmm. Moggy roof is not entirely waterproof, what with its holes, and the fact it is made of leather and will get water logged and drippy pretty fast.

The hotel assured me I'd be fine under beautiful big trees.

Yeah?

It was three when I was woken by a humongously loud clap of thunder, and realised it was not just raining, but was teeming down so hard it hurt when I put my hand outta da window.

O. Mo. Go.

Total panic. Run to book about hotel.

ARGH! Notice at bottom on first page says the hotel does NOT operate a 24 hour reception? What the...? How am I s'posed to...? What am I going to do?

Considering taking the whole doona cover down to the car and laying it over the top hoping that will somehow be more waterproof than the care, and will prevent soakage.

Madness.

Contemplate laying my raincoat over the rood, but realise it is only a jacket, so hardly a solution. Kick self for failing to buy DrizaBone trip.

Commence dressing in complete panic. Tears forming in eyes. Heartrate stratospheric.

Deep breaths.

Resume reading hotel book for something, anything, to do with getting help or finding cover.

See note about sole lonely on-site staffer in one special room available only for emergencies.

O ya, I think this qualifies.

Phone him - it was a him, a Swiss guy I think called, I kid you not, Tony - and he wakes up as he speaks to me, saying a lot of "hmmmm" and "is it realy not waterproof?".

After not too many seconds - although it feels like minutes cos of the teeming rain and my imagination filling up the interior of the Mog and soaking its little wooden frame to pieces til it is all bendy and splooshy and...undriveable....then

Tony says, "Is it small?"

And I say "Yiss, yiss it is,"

And he says "I think we can fit it next to the stables."

And I say "I'll see you downstairs in two shakes."

So Tony takes me out to the car in the pouring rain with one of them jumbo hotel umbrellas that good hotels always seem to have, and we get to the car and I jump in and it is so cold, and there is definitely drippage coming through the roof.

Orf I drive, slowly in the rain with Sleepy Swiss Tony leading the way and we get to the stables, and he tells me to do a complex three point reverse kinda of turn to get under the archway entrance to the stables, under cover on top and in front but not if the rain decides to come teeming in on a windy angle.

I do it, and the Mog is a noisy little motor, all roary fun, you know? And with that I got to get some peaceful sleep knowing my little car was okeedoke.

Lucky, lucky me, eh?

Well yeah.

Not so lucky for the staff of the hotel, but. Not only did I ruin Tony's night, but all the other staff stay at the refurbed stables, so I woke up every one of them too, with my motory noisiness.

I am not sure if the wave they gave me when I checked out in the a.m was a "come on back" or a "come on back when you get yourself a waterproof car" or a "stay the hell away ya rowdy troublemaker" kinda wave.

Whatever.

I can vouch for the folks at Hambleton - they are sensational.
:: WB 4:33 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 11 HARROGATE AND INTO YORK BEFORE RUTLAND

I know it has been a few days readers, but who knew staying in 18th century hotels in Engerland would compromise my broadband access, eh?

Whatever. I am now on line and in a very tappy mood.

So, to day 11. That day's drive from lovely Harrogate to Rutland, the tiniest district in Engerland, was real driving pleasure with plenty of eye candy along the way, said candy being provided by spectacular York Minster, which was my first stop along the way. It was full up for overnighters on account of York races, hence the stay in lovely Harrogate. But that was quite alright, as Harrogate is a delightful Georgian type town, not too big and not too small.

And not too far away from York, which only one of the biggest durned cathedrals round and about this green and pleasant land.

To get into York you drive past the
walls of the town

and into a gorgeous village town type arrangement with the Minster rising imposingly but
kind of cuddled by all the surrounding Ye Olde type joints.

It is simply spectacular
and I was fortunate enough to turn up in the middle of a wonderful choir orchestra performance of some muzak I did not recognise - possibly if not probably an English composer.

Lucky me, eh? Who knew God was a Anglican?

Anyhoo, the interior is breathtakingly huge

and the authorities have actualy opened up the undergound too, so youse can wander round and see the Roman stuff on which the whole thing is originally built.

So, mille grazie to the Romans for the wonders of York Minster.
:: WB 4:10 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAYS 11, 12, 13 AND 14 TO BE POSTED SUNDAY 21 AUGUST

Sorry for lack of posts, peeps, but Harrogate to Hambleton to Lower Slaughter to Bath and back to Land's End and the end of the Mog drive will have to get posted tomorrow night sometime.

lack of internet accessy goodness throughout the Midlands of England and fabulous fun being had has eaten into bloggy time.

More soon, lo giuro. Including the biggest pork pie ever.
:: WB 9:11 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 10 EDINBURGH TO HARROGATE

Yesterday was an artsy day in Edinburgh, wth a visit to the
Portrait Gallery

to check out a fantastic paitning called "The Oncologists" which I was not allowed to photograph and which I cannot find online.

It is a very large, modern and moody affair. Fantastic and likely to become one of my all time favourites.

Yiss, it is that good.

Then it was orf to the Modern Art gallery for the Francis Bacon exhibition, which was also fantabulous in that macabre way that Bacon had of rendering everything kind of twisted meaty, you know?

Again with the no photos so youse will have to make do with
the cover art of the published gallery stuff picked up. That is only two thirds of 'The Oncologist' painting. It is missing a whole other oncologist.

There was also a trip in to the National Gallery itself for a pilgrimage of sorts to this Rembrandt self-portrait which is so expressive and perfect, with his hat that looks so very real and velvetyfelty.

Then, having got my art fix outta da way, it was on the road.

Mucho laughter with the concierge guys who were refusing to go get the car for me. Only the Spaniard (I think), Mandy, was prepared to go. The rest of them declared the car too hard to drive, and far too claustrophobic with its little cabin and tight footpedal zone.

One guy the night before had apparently tried to move the car and got so crazy inside it that he had a fit and was screaming to be let out.

Mandy was laughin' up a storm as he related this tale of scots weakness.

Not a 'Colin McRae' moment, but more a 'Carlos Sainz' triumph, and if youse do not get that reference, then youse are obviously not rally driving fans. And youse should be.

But I digress and anyhoo. It was on the road for one of the bestest drivey days ever.

Down the A68 from Edinburgh to Jedburgh, the last stop in scotland before coming across the "England" border stone, which was a parking stop filled with campervans and tourists so the Mog and me went cruising on by.

And why stop anyway? Cos the A68 keeps going down through North Yorkshire to Darlington and then you take the A167 from Darlington to Thirsk

and the roads are literally like rollercoasters.

Just up and down down down, with blind summits and no trees for reference in lots of spots. I was enjoying a mixture of sheer driving pleasure and terror at the prospect of being one of the 75-deaths-per-annum annouced in big depressing signs by the side of the road.

Way to make me crazy, road-nancies.

So, up up up and down down down all the way along, rolling hills, filled with gigantic hay bales and perfect dairy cattle and only the

occasional traditional English hold ups of huge tractor type things

forcing the applicaiton of the Mog's spongey brakes.

Soundtrack for the trip was a fantastically weirdo English country music radio station. Yah, you read that right. The annoucer sounded like he came off the classical music broadcast station, but instead he was introducing Suzie Bogguss. And natch, not being a true country music fan, who eschews making fun of their dumb names and even dumber pronounciation (no offense, but, cos I lerv my country music; heck, I am a Louvin Brothers fan, and they do not come much weirder than Ira and Charlie).

So he announces a Bogguss track and asks listeners to identify the opening line of the song, which he swears is:

We were always looking for tuna, with our heads in the clouds.

and damn, if he was not a hunnerd per cent right. She means to sing 'true love' but it sounds like 'tuna' and that, readers, is objectively hilarious.

Many giggles on the rollercoastery roads.

Made it in to Ripon late afternoon, and had to do some serious swerving and doubling back, to capture this image of suburban loveliness.

Just a house on a corner in a street, but so English and lovely.

Mog has the turning circle of a football ground, so it gets a heap of attention whenever I am pointing him to do special things like uturns and doubling back to see stuff and all that. Thankfully, folks are so tanken with the car, that i get happy nods rather than smirks and disapproval.

Now, not a lot of pics of the fab drive on account of all them A roads is single lane stuff. So motorpics at speed are not a sensible risk taking activity. I did get a bit of one machine I encounrtered, however, but it isn't a good shot for youse readers. The machine was some sort of harvesting ploughing thing, attached to a huge tractor and it was obviously ploughing vast fields of shit, no two ways about it, cos as it drove ahead of me, giant patties of the stuff were being flung on to the Mog.

Thank Jeebus the roof was up, keeping not just the sun but also the fecundity of rural England offa me.

Still, with the Lyndyrd Skynyrds going on the weirdo country station at that time, all was well and happy, if a little stinky, in the Mog.

Next stop, Rutland. The littlest region in England. Home of some sort of giant Rutland Water fake lake or something, we'll see.

Also home of The Rutles, and their truly great track:
Get up and go,
Get up and go,
Get up and go back home

Ha!

Happy happy.
:: WB 1:41 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOR LE JOG - DAY 9 EDINBURGH

Mucho time spent relaxing today in hotel room of luxury. But to update, the trip into Edin burgh from the north takes you across a bridge next to that famous weird looking bridge,

captured here on Mog-at-speed cam.

And it is a pretty easy city to navigate, so finding

The Scotsman hotel was not too much of a chore.

Happy chats about the mog with the conciergey folks, woh took him off to lock him up for the afternoon and night, all snug somewhere in the bowels of the building, I think.

The hotel is located in the old Scotsman newspaper building so it is all marle and wood panelling and, interestingly, hatches beside every room, so you can get stuff delivered without opening the door to anyone. mebbe they were the old hatches where the copy got delivered. Who knows? I can't be asked to ask. I just like the whole concept of no people interraction at all, if you want to avoid it. Just phonecalls, or maybe even just text messages to room service.

After several hours relaxation and bloggy attempts and email checks etcetera, got on the mov to see some of the town.

Blogger is refusing to upload the image of the castle lit up at night. Suffice it to note such pics are a dime a dozen as befits a structure of long standing.

This, on the other hand, has a less futureproof and ongoing feel about it.

So, the editorial picture choice is a simple one.

O-kee, as the locals might say. I am done for the night. Spent some time out tonight at a festival thingy. Made the mistake of going to see a Yasmin Alibhai Brown discussion about multiculturalism instead of the Iranian comedian I was thinking of seeing. Urgh. Left everything a bit late. Still, I got to give her a resounding "booo" as she snidely sounded off that Nick Cohen is "deranged" and "a racist" and "every thinking person is againt the Iraq war".

She is a toxic wog, that one. Doesn't want to call herself "English" even though she is. Prefers "British" whatever the f*ck that is.

Wanker.
:: WB 3:00 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 9 PITLOCHRY TO EDINBURGH

Yesterday's run was Inverness to John o'Groats to Pitlochry.

Pitlochry is a delightful little spot, very villagey and nice, and lo, there just happened to be a bunch of marching pipers orf marching down the main drag as I got into town to find the internet cafe closed.

They just wheelled outta nowhere and went off, the crowd following like lemmings.

Very kitch but lovely, if a little grating on the ears.

The morning's required activity was a trip to (Tim)Blair Castle

a fabulous big white pile, that is all decked out carefully in vast numbers of deer heads and antlers, and guns and swords and tartan stuffs.

They even had a lone piper

which made a bunch of Italian tourists squeal with delight. They were madly amassing themselves for a group shot around this piper, much crying out "presto", "avanti" and then, as they all got together and the camera button was due to be pushed they all shouted:

CHEESE-A

A terrific touristy moment.

It went well with the tours going on the Castle, which were mostly of Germans for Germans. At one point I was certain a fight had broken out but no, it was just a German tour guide explaining lace embroidery to her group.

No pics allowed in the castle which just means youse readers need to get there for a squizz.

The run down in to Edinburgh was easy peasey, straight south, A9, M90, A90.

Pics of Edinburgh to follow. Bloger is being quite scottish about image uploads per post. As in not many.
:: WB 2:28 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 8 JOHN o'GROATS - UPDATED - NOW WITH PICS

Hey readers, I made it.



Needed Moggy roof cos john o'Groats really is at the arse end of everything in Scotland, all 'wind swept and interesting' and you actually have to drive through a weirdo kind of misty fog separation barrier to get there.

And once there, there is very little there there, you know?

Still I got my photo, and the kind man took a snap of the Mog just as the horrible catterwhauling noise of the ferry let out a peel, gaining my appalled attention for a second. Nice shot, but. I like it.

A very big drivey day was had yesterday, then, all the way from Inverness up to John o'Groats and then all the way back down past Inverness to Pitlochry, near Blair Castle.

Ex-haust-ion.

But of the happy kind, eh?

Found out last night, as I stayed in a hotel that was way too like 'The Shining' for my liking:

a big imposing pile up on a bluff

with empty red hallways sreaming 'redrum'

[Urgh, Blogger is not letting post the pic of the eerily empty and boarded up blue ballroom. Totally spooky.]

that the road I had driven for about 8 hours all during that very day was only the deadliest road in Scotland.

Dum-dum-DA!

No point in getting the retrospective heebyjeebies. fact is, the road was no problemo for me. Granted, there were a lot of lorries to share the blacktop with, and they are quite aggressive, them Scots lorries, but the road's major flaw, to my thinking, is the fact that all the potholes are on the front right wheel line, both north and south.

Much swerving had to be done.

That was the major problem.

Oh, plus there were long holdups at road works points, and a really steep mountain that needed some tight corner hugging and first gearage, that was a bit hair raising.

Add to that the fact I had the cricket going all day and you can imagine the tension in the little Mog cabin.

I feel somewhat responsible for the draw - which we totally could have won, mind - cos it seemed that every time I got outta the car - to get petrol, to go to the can, to pick up a drink - a wicket was lost. Bad Woggy. Should have stayed in the car.

Still and all, there is now no probem here now in the spectacular Scotsman hotel here safe and sound in fabulous festival-filled Edinburgh.

Thanks for all the emails asking if I'd made it to JOG. Yip and yippee, yes I have. I am now on the downhill run. But tonight, Edinburgh calls: its siren song of heavy traffic and festival festivities is irresistible.

Out peeps.
:: WB 8:27 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - INVERNESS

Got in to Inverness late, and I know I know, I should be drinking whiskey and playing golf or something, but hey. I am a Wog. I do white wine and bubbles at a stretch. Met some fab surfey American business folks and had drinks and chats over sunset and smokes. Very civilised here riverside in Inverness.

It is a delightful part of the world and the weather today has spoiled me rotten. Perfect. For driving and for evening drinks.

The whole waterside thing they got going on in Inverness is a delight. Would like, as with so many other joints, to spend more time here, but needs must.

Rest for me tonight

and for the Morgan.

Tomorrow I tag John o'Groats.

Whoo hoo. Should just tip the 1000 miles (coulda bin shorta but I have not just driven it to drive it, I have made detours to take in UKside delights).

And now, to sleep the sleep of the sleepy.

Out peeps.
:: WB 3:05 PM [link+] ::

WOG BLOG LE JOG - DAY 7 GLASGOW TO INVERNESS

The A9 is the road that takes you from Glasgow (after a bit of phaffing around to find it) up to Inverness, through Perthshire.

It is a spectacular drive and for those readers who like a bt of fun driveyfun, this is oooo the road to do it on.

But the best bit about it is that you really do get a sense of entering the higlands of Scotland, and leaving the low flat stuff behind all very majestic really.

But that is atchally not the best bit.

The BEST bit is coming across, just there by the roadside, a little ways off the A9, for a fun drivey diversion

Scottish Yaks

or Highland Cattle, to give them their vulgar title.

They are only the most cuddliest perfect creatures ever made by God and man.

Who could resist one of these if it turned up annouced in your front paddock of an afternoon.

Lord, they are just mesmerising. And can they eat - just chompychompy all the time.

I totally want one.

And natch, I will call it Hamish if it is a boy and Shirley if it is girl.

Natch.
:: WB 2:51 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - Glasgow

Afore I forget, on the drive up to Glasgow there were many many motorway sheep
and many motorway moos

but 80 mile an hour speeds were making motorclickpics a risky business what with the sliding in the rain and all the fear and stuff going in the Mog cabin.

But once in Glasgow I was able to spend some time "savouring" a "local delicacy"
the Scots Pie, which seems to me to involve a hard crust pastry shell with lid and a squirt of meatlike substance inside.

Delicious in the I-do-not-want-to-know-the-provenance-of-this-foodstuff kinda way, you know?

Walking off the stodge of that breakfast pie - I know it is not meant to be breakfast but I am in and out of this joint and got not time for culinary niceties, right? - I made my way to Sty Mungo's Museum of Religious Art for my devotional visit to

Dali's Crucifixtion of Christ of St John the somethingorother - I forget just now

as I am tapping away in the hallway of my hotel on the only broadband connection in this joint. A magnificent painting that can be stared at for hours and hours. Man was mad but such a genius. One of my favorite paintings of all time, as for my Ma. So this pic is for you Ma if you're reading.

Then it was orf for the obligatory Wog visit to the Cathedral. A filthy black imposing pile not yet open for bizness so no interior shots, dang a ding dang. Next visit, I guess.

Then the pilgrimage was commenced, down the Suckeyhole Street (spelled Sauchiehaul or somesuch) to find the famous tea rooms designed by Charles Rennie MacIntosh, Glasgow's most famous designey son.

But not for the design he did for the tearooms.

No.

For the Haggis Neeps and Tatties at £5.95.

And no, I did not eat it first and then take a picture. This is just what it looks like.

Like the Scots Pie, surprisingly tasty, for all the revoltingness of its appearance.

A little offally but hey, that's basically it.

Glasgow boxes duly ticked, orf I went to Inverness.

Highland country.

And you know what lives in the highlands don't you?....
:: WB 2:31 PM [link+] ::

WOG BLOG LE JOG - DAY 6 Manchester to Glasgow

Whoa, rainy raininess in manchester for the huge leg of the LE JOG journey up to Glasgow. A good five hour drive, along motorway, no less, and in the pouring rain.

Must needy roofy for Mog. Claustrophic Wog in Mog. Stress, tension, heartache. And yet, and yet, rain for cricket is a good thing for the Oz boyos. What to think? What to think? Happy or sad for rain?

I decided on happy and just got down to it.

The drive is a busy busy drive, along heavy traffic motorway with, get this, full on traffic jams all the way along. A five hour drive was in fact a six hour drive.

But the beautiful northern English countryside along the motorway made it worthwhile. It was all green and rolling hills. There were even motorway moos, but blogger is eating my pics so next post okay?

Okay.

The littlest wipers in the world - three sets of them by the way - were working overtime, making motorphoto fun not much of an option

But I found a motorway buddy even littler than me

so I figured if he was not afraid to tackle the horros of the English motorway in the rain

Then I would not be scared either. So there.

Driving into Glasgow was easy peasey although it down have a bunch of one way streets.

So after much left and left again and again

|I found George Square, the heart opf the city

and my hotel was round the corner so no problemo.

Glasgow is quite the top town. Once a city of culture.....yessss, no sneering, it is vibrant and jumping.

Went for a walk in the evening but thought better of taking pictures of blokes spewing their guts up in the street. Saw two of them within a block radius, including one backwards falling into traffic spew which was easily a 7.9 on the degree-of-difficulty scale. Not a pretty sight I can tell you, but the rest of the town is a delight.

So, more Glasgow in a sec.
:: WB 2:15 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 5 CHESTER TO MANCHESTER

This leg of the LE JOG journey was supershort involving a quick power along a motorway. nothing interesting to see, not even cars.

Why such a short hop, and not a proper drive up to say, Carlisle, or somewhere along Hadrian's Wall?

Why, because of siren lure of him of course. And his superenchanting wife.

Dinner with The Norm. Who in their right mind would pass that up? A mighty civilised affair replete with home cooking. Even pudding, which I am so not used to. Yum.

What could possibly be better than to meet up with a bloggy buddy on the other side of the planet, and at short notice too?

Pretty cool, this interwebnet thingy.

Anyhoo, Manchester is a drizzly and grey town. Bleak, chilly.

And that's just how me and the Oz cricketers want it.

Went for a wander this morning to check out the Cathedral - as you may have gathered, I do like a Cathedral

Manchester Cathedral is a 15th Century pile

with some spectacular wood work going on inside

but it deeply disappointing because it is filled with a bunch of modern religious art which is, not to put too fine a point on it, crap.

To my eye, it wrecks what should be an archtectural masterpiece and a spiritual haven.

Grrrrr.

Walking around afterwards, in search of a Chip Butty for breakfast, the rain was coming down, albeit softly, and it makes all the glass and steel in the modern archtecture of the city centre look so very cold.

I understand the desire for light but in a grey zone, glass and steel looks so uncomfortable, dontcha think?

Whatever. It is still a vibey top town, ol' Manchester, and I shall have to revisit.

No chip butty was found.

But I think the the substitute was pretty darned okeedoke.

Now, for the huge leg Manchester to Glasgow.

No choice today, roofy roofy on the Mog is de rigeur. I am bracing myself for a claustrophobic experience.

Out peeps til later.

O, afore I forget. Last night I met Geoff Boycott. He was waiting for his ride in the foyer of the hotel just like I was waiting. Not much taller than me and in remarkable shape for an older gent.
:: WB 3:34 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 4 SHREWSBURY TO CHESTER

Yesterday's Chester visit was fantastic. Stayed at the Chester Grosvenor which is a sensational top flight hotel right in the heart of the city, gorgeous accommodation and sensational food. They even took the trouble to park the Mog under cover to save me going through the difficulties of putting the roof on. Bless.

Chester is famous for its rows - meaning medieval covered shopping zone along several streets, where there are shops beneath and shops above, and you get to the above shops by walking along covered walkways.

Like this

It is a gorgeous town.

Chester rows - two tiered shopping, plus clock.

Plus it has the spectacular
Chester Cathedral, a medieval masterpiece.

which is simply huge.

You know, I think I forgot to take a pic of the outside. Too busy gawping at its loveliness.

I had to do a laundry run which led me to enjoy quite a good wander of the town, listening to the cricket on the phoneradio, as you do.

Came across something you just would not see in Oz anywhere.

Buy one AGA oven, get one free!

Well, not quite that grand a sale, but an AGA sale nevertheless.

Strapping one to the back of the Morgan, not being an option, I had to walk on by. But sheesh, they were going cheap alright.

Spent yesterday evening chatting with hilarious Scots folks in the smoking bar at the Grosvenor, getting tips on travel north which I need to undertake soon, and the need to eat Scots Buns or Rolls or some such.

But not before visiting Manchester (replacing Carlisle as the next stop on my LEJOG trip.)

Out peeps. I gotta see if I can fix the placement of thee comments thing. It looks all wrong to my eye.
:: WB 1:35 AM [link+] ::

SPECIAL MORGAN FACTORY FUN DAY

Get outta the way, man, I gotta get to...

....Mog Mecca

Whoo hoo, arrived in one piece. Had a hairy Mog moment in Malvern, trying to get directions from the tourist info joint on how to get to the Morgan factory. Parked on double yellow lines behind three other cars doing the same thing. On a very steep decline. Handbrake having to work overtime, in reverse for extra security. But absolutely no way of reversing back without sliding forward and colliding with the car in front. No choice but to leave the car parked and wait for the folks in front of me to drive away so I could move off without incident. Waiting waiting. the he appeared. The dodderiest old man in all of doddery town. He finally moved his Mondeo station wagon off and I was away.

No time at all to get to Malvern Link from Greater Malvern. Like 90 seconds. Nothing.

And then I was there. And yes, it really is made out of a bunch of wood.

Critical scrutiny was required of the tearoom.

Uh huh. As suspected. A perfect shrine to heterosexual petrolheady maleness. (And whoo hoo, who can blame them, eh? That Lucy is a honey.)

So, sexist credentials duly established, it was on with the tour.

Strapping metal on to the wood. Good.

Putting wings on the metal on the wood.

There is a special shop for the brand new Morgans...

....the gozeyed Aero8s

The tour is super quick, the staff wonderfully friendly and not at all bothered to find enthusiasts wandering between the red lines past welders and carpenters alike.

The whole place is low key and has the happiest vibe I think I have experenced in a workplace bar none. I kid you not. Not even the Ferrari factory, which you would think would be filled with joy but which is actually a super serious affair, as well it might be, I guess, for the money at stake and the reputation and all.

The Morgan folks have created something unique in their cars and in their whole ethos.

Fantabulousness all round and I for one salute them.

I know not all business can be run in so labour intensive and overmanned a way, but it is a delight to know that one such business is being run that way and that the product created is so very much a reflection of the whole attitude.

....

Urgh. Listen to me. I sound like one of them big-business-bad-small-business-good idiots.

I shall stop now, cos in regular life I drive a Mazda MX5, and Mazda is a dirty big business. All business is people and even in big business, good people are involved.

The Morgan folks are not saints because they run a personalised business. (If they were saints they would have given me a new Morgan yesterday and they very rudely declined to offer one to me. Harrumph.)

They are not saints at all. But they are clever.

The new Morgan 4/4 has an easy fit roof.

See. Here is a happy Morgan man in an easyfitroof new 4/4. It looks normal, doesn't it?

They are modifying their approach to rectify the sheer discomfort of the old-fashioned roof "arrangement" (which is the only word to describe what is involved - I will do a photo essay on that another time) on cars like my little 1999 4/4.

Not saints. Just damned fine car makers.

Good.

Anyhoo, out peeps. Til the next post. From Manchester tomorrow, hopefully, where I hope to have a bloggy meeting. More on that in due course.
:: WB 2:47 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 3 HEREFORD TO SHREWSBURY

Busy busy busy day.

Needed to fuel up on black pudding and Glouscester Old Spot sausage and mushroom and eggs and some sort of apple potato patty, I kid you not...

...for the walk half a block down to Hereford Cathedral which is a stunning delight of a building in reddish stone.

Exhausting.

Also needed the fuel to enable sufficient ambulatory activity down to Hereford cattle markets, for auction fun and farmer wisdom. Not much cattle action to be had, sadly. October, apparently is the month for Hereford cattle auction fun.

But plenty of sheep auction action was to be enjoyed.

Here we go

Look everybody. It's the Wog Blogger.

This one seemed to be pleading for an escape but I was too busy poking its fluffiness to care.

The auctioneering exercise is something to behold. Two blokes walking along a plank above, yes above, the sheep pens getting auctioned orf. Lucky them being up on high cos, down low, while close to the creatures was fun, was also slick with shit, not to put too fine a point on it.
Rear view auction action. Nice.

And here is one magnificent ram specimen who was up for sale.
He's got it goin' on and on. And he knows it.

Doubly exhausted.

Back to hotel room, then, for packing and hitting the road.

Close as I could get. Ah well. Hot Hereford action will just have to wait for next time.


Mucho driving in the afternoon, along perfect A roads, through Ludlow - gorgeous but no stopping and no point and click car camera action either.

Got in very late to an Elizabethan hotel property with moat and swans. One gin and tonic later watching swans waddle and then much needed rest.

This gorgeous hotel moo was a nice touch at dusk outside my bedroom window.

Not nearly so lovely first thing at dawn, but, with the chewing and the cud and all.

Sheesh. Nature is really noisy.

Other stuff was done this day, very special stuff, but that is for the next post....
:: WB 2:08 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 2 TAUNTON TO HEREFORD

Internet goodness so I can do the catchup thing with the pics and commentary.

One of these years blogger is going to be able to download imagines from a moving MogCam and you can share the whole experience. But for now, youse will have to make do with just pics.

The ceiling of St Mary Magdalene church in Taunton. Incredibly painted and gorgeous.

And we juxtapose that loveliness with ...

... Mecca Bingo.

Good grief, eh? And they are not just in Taunton, mind. The Mecca Bingo is a successful franchise in other parts I have seen. Horrible in so many ways.

Could not stay in taunton dilly dallying all day. Things to do and places to see. So orf in the Mog, outta Bob's garage and on to the streets. The streets to Hereford.

Axbridge, nice town sweet, medieval town square and not much else happening. Top view from the car.

Drivey drivey goodness and on to my own personal Mecca.....Mecca of Cheese.
Cheddar! A whole town of Cheese.

Just there at Cheddar is the Cheddar Gorge, a beautiful perfect windy hilly drive through a full on gorge of greenery and rock, and trees. Must have looked the same for the last thousand years.

Mog loved the Gorge, and Wog loved the gorging on the Cheddar. Perfect day.

So driving along north of Bristol have to get over the water and on into Monmouth and then up to Hereford, right?

Driving driving, the perfect Wye valley drive beside water, late afternoon dappled sun through unbuhleevable leafy greenness and then what do I come across?

Only Tintern Abbey

Incredibile, even if it is in the Wales part of Engerland. Yuk. Yuk.

Finally arrive in to Hereford late afternoon, check in to perfect hotel in town, with garden onto a bit of river. Much relaxation then, over gin and tonic with ducks accompanying.

Yeah, ducks. look carefully and you will see one of them upside down. By my calculcations a duck can hold its breath under water for up to half a whole minute.

Who knew?

All up a great day's driving in the Morgan with tonnes of beautiful countryside witnessed.

Okay. On to the next post.
:: WB 1:33 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG

No bloggy access for proper posting tonight all about day 2. What is with the English? First they invent the innernut and then they neglect to wire their own top class hotels for the darned thing.

Sheesh.

Will do big ol' post tomorrow, innernut willing, covering today's arrival into Hereford via bit of Wales that was simply spectacular. Much fun had on dirty big roundabouts with truckies.

Should be in Shrewsbury tomorrow night, via the Morgan factory in Greater Malvern and the Hereford Cow party held in Hereford every Wednesday, which explains my presence here. I have always felt the Hereford to be God's own cow. Surely youse all agree. (But for bulls of course one must go with the Chianina, Italy's tremendous contribution to animal husbandry giving rise to the only bull worthy to graze at God's right hand...and such.)

So, cow market, Morgan factory and some medieval delights in Shrewsbury.

As they say in the classics- Whoo Hoo!

Later doodles.
:: WB 1:05 PM [link+] ::

MORE DAY 1 PICS...& CAKE

Car pics of greenery divine on a perfect Cornish B road. There were hedgerows and everything. I passed a Screech Owl sancturary amnd some place called Porkellis or something like that, and a Digger's Rest pub (can yuh buhleevi?). And all the while Cornish roilling hills o0f green and too many Coirnish tractors laden with horseshit - pardp me, but I am riding in a Morgan, right? So escaping the aroma of the countryside is not an option for me.







But the criticalest thing of all on today's journey was the finding of and consuming of a Eccles Cake.

....

Not gonna be doin' that again anytime soon, I can tell ya.

Found a Giant Eccles Cake, not just the regular for me, and wondered at its sort of not quite opaque pastry and presumed fruity filling

as I thought, raisins, en masse which should be nice but

somehow manages to look like a flyblown patty of pale dirt....with a not altogether different flavour sadly.

No sir. The Eccles Cake is not for eating in my view. Unless and until I find a seriously recommended homemade varietal somewhere in my travels I shall be shunning this "foodstuff".

Happy road fun today was had with Adrian. He was ina big old Citroen, all surfboard ladenwith bikes at the back and I was kinda following him on the A30 towards Exeter from Penzance. He had been watching holding the camera out and just clicking away, and when he stopped for gas I happened to satop too and he came up and we had a top chat about the car, about the postage stamped size of the Uk abnd how it is a good thing it is filled with things to see cos otherwise it would be a 5 minute stopover joint on account of its teeniness. Very nice bald man. Painted black fingernails, which is never a good look. But hey.

Cornwall.

Now, out the door here in Somerset to try me some cider cos I am in cidertown, Taunton, staying at a 15th Castle converted into, get this, The Castle Hotel. Just like Oz naming rules. The Hotel is stupendously gorgeous - pics in tomorrow's posting, along with sightings on the road to Hereford.

Thanks for all the emails, too. Really appreciate it.

Out peeps.

Oh, and if you are wondering, there is no Beast of Bodmin Moor.

There is nothing on Bodmin Moor at all. I took a pic and blogger is exhausted so whatever. Nothing. On account of it is a Moor. I shall revisit it on the way back, along with Dartmoor so maybe I'll sight some life yet. But whoo, blasted desolation for like, a couple miles. Orunno why the English don't pave it....kidding kidding Englanders.
:: WB 2:54 AM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG TRAVELOG - DAY 1

It begins.

Got car from a fab little place in a fab little place. A morgan shop ina tiny village in Cornwall.

What a vehicle. Nooks, crannies, the heaviest clutch on earth, on account o' how there is not much room in the footwell and no place for resting wearing left feet, hence need to rest it on clutch.

The littlest three windshield wipers in the world, cigarette lighter inside glovebox, side windows all locked away under the luggage rack at back...yup...and the sweetest noise from under the bonnet that you could ever imagine.

Weather in Cornwall absolutely pictyure perfect - all blue skies, mere whisps of clouds, and genuine cloth capped Cornishmen out and about, including one who doffed his cap to me as I drove by while he was watering his teeny garden near Land's End.

So, to pics:

You have to get permission to get your pic taken by the folks manning the famous signpost.

I had to manouvre the Morgan into position with a creative three point reverse ion front of a crowds, no less - the pressure not to stall very high - how embrarrassment if I doner that, eh? - I toyed with the idea of making the folks put up "Wog Mog Blog" on the sign instead of Sydney but chickened out on account of the corwd - I mean, how on earth would I have explained Wog or even Blog to those weekend beachsiders.

So happy happy joy joy in the Mog and off from Land's End. Had to take in the beautiful St Michael's Mount from the small seaside village of Marazion.

I got outta da car for this one

But turns out I need not have bothered on account of how pics can be taken on the move. Too easy. Next post cos I think this one is full.
:: WB 8:56 PM [link+] ::

WOG MOG LE JOG TRAVELOG - August 8 to 21, 2005

Let us get down to it, alright?

Driver: Italian-Australian aka Wog
Car: Morgan 4/4 aka Mog
Journey: Land's End to John o'Groats in the UK aka LE JOG

That is correct.




Am driving this:
oooh

aaah

















From the bottom left corner to the top right:


And back again. Over the next two weeks.

O. Mo. Go.

Pics and commentary from the road to follow.

Thanks for friendly e-'s care of Oz blogger and fellow petrolheadTim Blair. I am on the road and hoping to update the blog daily so feel free to buzz and I will buzz ya back.

Comments would be opened up too for anyone who feels the urge to heap praise upon the car and me for driving it except f*cked if I can work out how Blogger's comments thing is meant to function. I am clicking the comments button but....whatever.

I have a car to drive dammit. I cannot be bothering with this propellerheady nonsense. Anybody care to drop me a line, gtreat, thanks, but keep it simple, alright?

Okay.

Next, post and pics...and yes, cake....
:: WB 8:26 PM [link+] ::

Only One Sadness on Yesterday's Drive

Thanks for nothing.
:: WB 10:44 PM [link+] ::

Top Day Out

Got driven around today by a superb gent, Englander of Argentine birth, to Lacock and Wells via Bradford-on-Avon. Overcast and sunny too in spots, most interesting. Cricket on the radio and some excellent chitterchatter along the way. Richard of Palmira executive chauffering got me from A to B around C flawlessly.

Here's hoping I can drive myself in the same quality manner.

Wonderful Wells cathedral without pointy spires on purpose apparently....looks kinda nude to me without, but whatever, it is still a glory.

How about that for internal buttressing, eh? Kinda freaky, you ask me...

...I mean, isn't that just the weirdest?

Back to home base - if you are wondering what the green blob is, that is the 200 or so year old magnolia which adorns the Royal Crescent Hotel, a top spot and recommended a heap by this happy guest.

this is a travesty of an injustice of a wreck that nearly brought me to tears....

...but how could I weep when Engerland seems to have a permanemt Porridge station on the telly.

Later doodles. I gotta see a man about a car.
:: WB 10:18 PM [link+] ::

Urgh. The cricket coverage UKside is insufferable

I shall stick with Oz coverage thank you very much.

Here is a picture of a wreck of a TVR, not something one expects to see as one is walking around a rich town like Bath.

seriously dinged up, missing its passenger side mirror and a shamozzle inside everywhere too

And here is a picture of the interior stairwell at my hotel. Last day here.

Gorge, eh? Top hotel, the Royal Crescent. Top staff and terrific room.

Gonna try to get outta town to see environs and such today.

Out peeps.

Oh, afore I forget, UK Big Brother is the most disgusting show it makes Oz BB look like a freakin' Christian Outreach movie. It is mesmerising in its awfulness. Urgh. When the Brits do baad, they really know what for.
:: WB 1:39 AM [link+] ::

Not Happy About the Cricket...

...but extremely happy about Beautiful Downtown Bath.

Big Bath Abbey Window

and the spectacular outside

And pretty delighted to find weirdo traditional English food.

Scrumpy Snags?

Faggots - turns out they look like this.

Incredible doughy goodness of a Lunn bun and the cloying sweetness (revolting to be honest)of genuine handmade Bullseye lollies. Mmmm followed by Yetcht - what a dinner.

No pictures of the Roman Baths. Saw them. Natch. But puhlease. I wanna take a picture of something Roman I am gonna go to Rome. Yeah?

Sicuro.

Afternoon session of the cricket spent at a pub called The Saracen's Head - in anticipation of Ayman al Zawahiri's insulting rant from his cave in Whereverstan about Blair having bombed London blah blah. Spazz.

In regular English news Ken Livingstone wrote something stupid yesterday for The Grauniad and George Galloway's interview with Al Jazeera was published in The Times is about as close to insane if not right over the edge as any walking person can get. No links cos frankly, their thoughts are really .... substandard.

Anyhoo, another day of getting out and about.

Ooh. I almost forgot.

Genuine Stubbs. Like wowee, ol' Georgie is only one of my total favourites.

Such a pleasant surprise.

OK. Later doodles.
:: WB 1:36 AM [link+] ::

O Mo Go I am in the UK

Bath to be precise, for the next couple o' days.

Georgian Gorgeousness

Beautiful City.

Big Trees

But a trip to the UK is never complete without ...

...an embarrassing English car

Weirdo sightings. Get this. Two women, identical twins, dressed the same, each driving the same car, one following the other.

Caught sight of them from the bus into London. I almost had a heart attack figuring I had gone stark staring mad one day into my trip. Nup. Just English weirdness.

Stay tuned if you are into travelloggy goodness. I am going to try to post regular like ... with pics.

Now, off to Roman Baths and I think I will take in the afternoon session of the Ashes - second test starts today, yeah? - at a pub called, get this, The Huntsman.

Like eww, spiders.
:: WB 2:19 AM [link+] ::

Doing some international travel. No bloggy on da plane. Blog on touchdown.

Gimme til later on the week.
:: WB 6:59 AM [link+] ::