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:: Tuesday 23 August 2005 ::
WOG MOG LE JOG - DAY 12 RUTLAND TO LOWER SLAUGHTER
In which I encounter nothing but pigrelated and Cotswoldian delights.
Rutland's wonders run to
thatched homes
and the nearby legendary Dickinson bakery, home of the
Melton Pie a.k.a Dickinson Pie a.k.a world's best and biggest pork pie.
Natch, I had to purchase one, but the reckless consumption I have been engaged in throughout my journey has put at risk my ability to shoehorn myself into the narrow Mog seats
so this hefty comestible
was merely tasted before being fed to the ducks on earth.
And where were the ducks?
Why, in Lower Slaughter, natch.
G'uh.
Not Upper Slaughter.
Zif I would wanna go there.
Puhlease.
:: WB 5:21 am [link+] ::
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